Here are some jokes just for you. More coming soon
I'll update this every so often with new jokes
Warning: These jokes may be nasty
You're momma so old, her s*#t has wrinkles!
Yo' Mama is so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed, tripped over the wire of a cordless phone, and got hit by a parked car.
Yo mamma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in a headlock!
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo' mama's breath is so nasty, when she burps her teeth have to duck.
Yo mama's so dirty, the U.S. Army wants to use her bath water as a biological weapon.
Yo mama is so disgusting that every time she bends over to tie her shoes, she's gotta fart!
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Yo moma's so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen
Yo moma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down
Yo moma's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station
Yo moma's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton
Yo moma's so old when God said "Let their be light", she hit the switch
Yo moma's so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo moma's so stupid, when I told her to squeal like a pig, she said "Moo!"
Yo moma's so stupid, she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a branch manager.
Yo moma's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
Yo moma's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out
Yo moma's so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.
Yo moma's so stupid, when she threw a grenade at me I pulled the pin and threw it back
Yo moma's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate
Yo moma's so nasty that her sh*t is glad to escape
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